Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- November, 2003
Three men are boisterously staggering down the street on Christmas Eve after having
quite a few too many at an office party. A cop stops them and says "You're disturbing the peace and in no condition to be out and
about. I'm going to run you in and let you sober up."
"Aw, give us a break", says one; "it's Christmas Eve."
"OK", says the cop; "if you're sober enough to show me something in your pocket
that symbolizes Christmas I'll let you go."
The first guy reaches in his pocket, pulls out a lighter, and flicks it. "This
symbolizes a Christmas candle."
"OK", says the cop, "you can go."
The second guy pulls out his keys and shakes them. "Christmas bells", he says.
"OK", says the cop; "you can go too."
The third guy fumbles around for a long time, then finally pulls out a
pair of panties.
"What the heck does that have to do with Christmas?", asks the cop.
"They're Carol's."
-- Carol Reindeau
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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