During the height of the recent sniper shootings in the Washington, D. C. area, the authorities set up a Sniper Tipster Hotline.
If you called it, this is what you'd have heard:
Thank you for calling the Sniper Tipster Hotline!
If you have information on the sniper, press 1.
If you have information on the sniper's vehicle, press 2.
If you ARE the sniper, press 3.
If this is a crank call, press 9-1-1.
-- Walter Deemer
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
©2002 DTR Inc. All Rights Reserved.