Austin, Texas (AP). The George W. Bush Library, located on the Austin Junior College Campus, was gutted by fire early this morning.
School officials reported that the contents were a total loss, and Federal authorities immediately began checking out possible links to a terrorist network.
AJC Dean JoeBob Scruggs, speaking from an undisclosed secure location, said "It's true; both books were burned. The real tragedy is that he didn't get a chance to finish coloring all the pages."
-- Bill Loviska
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