Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- December, 2003
A big bank, as part of their diversity program, recently hired some cannibals.
"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during their welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they wouldn't.
Four week pass, and the HR rep calls the cannibals into his office. "You're all
working hard, and we're quite satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries
has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her? The cannibals all
shook their heads "no".
Afterwards, the leader of the cannibals
asks the others "OK, which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand, hesitantly, goes up in the back.
The leader explodes "You fool!! For four weeks now we've been eating economists and no one
noticed anything, but n-o-o-o, YOU had to go eat someone important!"
-- via Bobbie Deemer
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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