Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- December, 2006



"My wife wanted to do Valentine's Day up big: A fancy dinner at a big hotel, dancing at a posh night club, and a limo with champagne to get us there and back."

"Wow -- how much did that set you back?"

"I don't know -- I didn't take her."

                                   -- Jackie Gleason (in 1950-something!)


Last Month's Joke Of The Month


The 1996 Joke Of The Year


The 1995 Joke Of The Year

(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)

Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!

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