Bernie Madoff is terribly remorseful for the pain and suffering that his investment machinations have caused. In an attempt to make at least partial amends, it's just been announced that he's going to forego his 2008 bonus.

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Last Month's Joke Of The Month

The 1996 Joke Of The Year

The 1995 Joke Of The Year

(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)

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Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!

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