A company president goes into a manufacturing facility he's just bought. Everyone is working industriously except for one guy leaning against the wall.
The president decides to make an example of the wall-leaner. Walking up to him, he demands "How much do you make a week?"
"Two hundred dollars."
The president reaches into his pocket, pulls out two hundred dollars, gives it to the guy and says "You're fired. Here's a week's pay. Now get out!"
The guy leaves, and the president turns to one of the other workers and asks "Say, what did that guy do, anyway?"
"Oh", comes the reply, "he's the pizza delivery man."
-- Bobbie Deemer
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