A couple had been married for 35 years, and, coincidentally, celebrated
their 60th birthdays on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared
and announced that because they had been such a loving couple all those
years she would grant them one wish each.
The wife said she'd like to travel around the world. "Done", said the fairy; she waved her magic wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Now it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said, very quietly, "Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger then me." "Done", said the fairy; she again waved her magic wand and boom! He was 90.
-- Joanie Allen
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at info@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!