Two cows are standing in a pasture forty miles outside of London.
First Cow: Aren't you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?
Second Cow: Not me... I'm a fish!
-- Oscar Schafer (via Steve Leuthold)
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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