Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- April, 2005
Two Baptist evangelists are standing by the side of the
road pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One evangelist turns to the other and asks, "Do you think the sign should just
say 'Bridge Out'?"
-- R. Harrod
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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