A little girl asks her mother, who is standing in the kitchen, if she can take the dog for a walk.
"You can't; the dog's in heat."
"What does 'in heat' mean?"
"Go ask your father."
So the little girl goes out to the garage, where her father is working on the lawn mower.
"Mommy told me I can't take the dog for a walk 'cause she's in heat. She said you'd tell me what that means."
The father thinks for a minute, then says "Tell you what I'm going to do". Then he smears gasoline on the dog's rear end.
"You can take the dog for her walk now, but just once around the block -- and don't let her off the leash."
Time passes, and the little girl comes back all alone.
"Where's the dog?"
"She ran out of gas halfway arounfd the block and another dog is pushing her home."
-- Carol Francolaviglia
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