An African explorer comes to a clearing and finds a pygmy standing next to a huge -- and very dead -- rhinoceros.
"Say", asks the explorer, "did you kill that huge beast?"
"Yes, sir!"
"And how did such a little fellow like you manage to kill that rhino?"
"With my club!", replied the pygmy.
"My heavens!", exclaimed the explorer; "just how big was your club?"
"About forty guys."
-- Arch Crawford
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