Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- June, 2004
A Maine potato was admitted to a prestigious Ivy League school. One day
she called home to say that she was engaged to an Idaho potato. "That's
great", said her parents; "Idaho potatoes are known for their fine
upbringing." But alas; the couple broke up soon afterwards.
The next year, she called home again to say that she was engaged to an
Oregon potato. "That's great", said her parents; "Oregon potatoes are
known for their sophistication." But alas; the couple broke up soon afterwards.
The year after that, she called home yet again to announce her engagement to
Bill O'Reilly. "We won't allow it!", her parents exclaimed in unison. "Why;
what's the matter with him?", she cried. They replied "He's nothing
but a commen-tator."
-- Jack Cassidy
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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