Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- June, 2005



Top Ten Oxymorons

10. Sanitary landfill

9. Legally drunk

8. Small crowd

7. Synthetic natural gas

6. Peace force

5. Plastic glasses

4. Tight slacks

3. Pretty ugly

2. Working vacation

1. Microsoft Works



                                   -- Vinnie Boyd


Last Month's Joke Of The Month


The 1996 Joke Of The Year


The 1995 Joke Of The Year

(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)

Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!

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