The Secret Service caught a guy trying to climb over the White House fence this morning.

They told him "I'm sorry, Mr. President; you have two more months to serve yet."

                                   -- Conan O'Brien

Last Month's Joke Of The Month

The 1996 Joke Of The Year

The 1995 Joke Of The Year

(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)

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Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!

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