Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- January, 2005
The captain of the airplane, a real Alabama redneck, gets on the intercom
during a flight.
"We have a major problem with this plane, and if we don't lose some weight
right away it's going to crash and we'll all die. The only way for most
of us to be saved is for some of you to jump out of the plane."
The redneck pilot adds "Now I know this is a lot to ask, so to be fair we'll do this
by groups and in alphabetical order. The first group to jump out of the plane will be the
African-Americans."
A black man and his little boy, sitting in the last row, slump down in their seats.
The pilot comes back on the intercom. "Folks, I'm sorry to say that we need to
lose some more weight to save this plane. The next group to jump will be
the blacks.
The man and his boy slump even lower in their seats.
"Folks", says the captain, "We need to lose even more weight. The next group to
jump will be the colored."
The little boy looks quizzically at his father and asks "Daddy -- why haven't we
jumped yet?"
The father replies "Today, boy, we be niggers."
-- Jim Wengel
Note: I am reluctant to use a joke with the "N" word as a Joke Of The Month -- but I think in
this case it's the father who's the good guy and the pilot who's the heavy, and it's the
use of the "N" word that clinches the case.
If I am mistaken in my judgment, please forgive me.
-- Walter
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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