Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- December, 2004
An Iraqi cabinet member comes beaming into his office.
"Why are you so happy?", a reporter asks.
"I just got back from my doctor's; he said I have cancer and my life
expectancy is six months."
"Your life expectancy is six months? That's terrible news!
Why does this make you so happy?"
"Because that's a lot longer than the life expectancy of the other
Iraqui cabinet ministers!"
-- The Capitol Steps
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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