CITY OF DETROIT HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________
1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He
usually misses 6
out of every 10 shots and he uses 13
rounds per drive-by shooting.
How many drive-by
shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?
2. LeRoy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit.
If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money
will be left when he gets out?
3. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 15 mph,
Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece,
how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
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