"I just got back from a week in Las Vagas. I went there for some change and a rest. The slot machines got my change and the blackjack tables got the rest."

and

"While I was out there I saw my aunt. She's one of those old-fashioned ladies; she sits by a spinning wheel all day. With numbers on it."

                                   -- -- Milton Berle (from a 1948 radio broadcast)

Last Month's Joke Of The Month

The 1996 Joke Of The Year

The 1995 Joke Of The Year

(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)

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Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!

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