Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- July, 2005
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He
wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
-- Fred Gruber
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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